PT is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.        PT will not make you breakfast in the morning.        PT does not condone the use of the word, "boner."        PT fears the double-jointed.        PT believes in the Safety Dance, and if your friends don’t dance, well, they’re no friends of mine.        PT has concluded that fishsticks are not a part of this well-balanced breakfast.        PT has the express written consent of Major League Baseball.        PT’s anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun’.        PT can be hazardous if viewed while eating Pop Rocks.        PT thinks there is still research to be done on drinking urine.        PT can beat your ass at ATARI Asteroids.        PT believes the right stripes on your shoes can make you run faster.        PT can't believe it's been 2 years.