I Gave My Cat an Enema!
No animals were harmed in the creation of this web page. All of us, however, were humiliated and demoralized by the actual events that inspired it. Everything worked out okay, though.
From 1985 until 1995, I had a tabby cat named Fred. He was cranky and mean and didn't like anyone but me.
In 1992, Fred suddenly became SEVERELY constipated. He just couldn't go!
Being a responsible and loving pet owner, I took Fred to the Vet.