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Halloween is never a Drag
Some Halcyon Halloween Costume Highlights: 1979: I was a Carrot. Despite my elaborate paper headdress, everyone thought I was a pumpkin. It was maddening. 1985: I was Nikki Sixx. The glammed-out bassist for Shout-at-the-Devil era Motley Crue. Complete with cardboard guitar and gratuitous pentagrams. 1996: I was a woman. Sure, I had some lingering adolescent fears about being a pansy. "Will people think I'm gay?" But my girlfriend was very supportive. All it took was some unconditional love and, "I want you to fuck me in full makeup" to convince me. "Whatever you say, Mistress. Tucked or untucked?" Actually, I was mostly surprised by women's reactions. I got more attention from women that night than I ever had going out as a man. Women approached me and just started talking about how sexy I was. Whoa. I could get used to this. |
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