----------------www.prehensile.com---------------- Okay. Unless you've killed your Television in support of Ted Kaczynski, you are aware that the McRib Sandwich is back. Oh yes, the pressed meat atrocity has returned. Not since pup-on-a-pole has the "other white meat" been so brutally disgraced.   An uneducated glance at this food item shows it to be a rack of pork ribs smothered in BBQ sauce. However, the McRib Sandwich is a boneless offering. There is false advertising inherent in the name: there are no ribs in the McRib Sandwich.   Now, I don't eat swine. So I honestly can't tell you what its like to bite into a rib-shaped pressed-pork sandwich. But I think of no act more unnatural and against god.   I mean, look at it... They press the meat into the shape of ribs. Why? You'd think people would have an aversion to biting into a rack of bones. Why don't they press it into a more appropriate shape, like (I may be out of line here) a patty? Or maybe in the shape of a cute little pig. Are you ready for more about the McDonalds Pork Legacy? Prehensile Tales thinks BBQ sauce contains Nonoxydal-9 Copyright © 1997 Prehensile Tales. d e s i g n by h a l c y o n