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"Planned Parenthood"

Planned Parenthood is a great place to pick up women.

You just wait outside for the women leaving with smiles on their faces.

First off, you know they're sexually active (read: They put out)

Secondly, they either just got birth control OR just got back negative results to their HIV test.

Either way it’s a green light.



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