After wardrobe deliberation that rivaled a sorority house on homecoming night, I decided my outfit to the convention would consists of my "Fluffer" t-shirt with pink vinyl pants.

My hair up in dual "giraffe buns" made a clean and complimentary finishing touch. I was pretty confident I would be the only guy there dressed that way.

But I did see a *girl* wearing the same pink vinyl pants. That gave me a huge rush…seeing a porn star entering a porn convention wearing the same pants as me.

I actually noticed a worried look on her face as she mouthed the words, "He has the same pants…." Then she walked out of her way to avoid passing me. I wonder why she avoided me? As if our confrontation would result in: "Listen bitch. One of us has to go change pants."