----------------www.prehensile.com---------------- The PT SAT For each question in this section, choose the best answer from the pulldown menus. Please use a number 2 pencil to move your mouse. Vocabulary Choose the word or set of words that best fits the meaning of the sentence as a whole. 1) "The Girl_________the quarterback, even though she never________." answer choices: A) fucked, bathed B) ate, excercises C) blew, swallows D) straddled, bleeds 2) "When walking past the _______, the _________ was arroused." answer choices: A) balloon animals, clown B) orgy, president C) stable, priest D) zine editor, supermodel Select the lettered pair that best expresses a relationship similar to that expressed in the original pair. 3)anus:homosexual A) drain:bathtub B) cone:icecream C) onramp:freeway D) nut:screwdriver 4)man:penis A) woman:money B) butcher:sausage C) monkey:banana D) earth:sun Reading Comprehension Answer all questions following a passage on the basis of what is stated or implied in that passage. From "The Story of the Eye" by George Battalle Simone lay on the floor, her belly up, her thigh still smeared by the dead man's sperm which had trickled from her vulva. I stretched out at her side to rape and fuck her in turn, but all I could do was squeeze her in my arms and kiss her mouth, because of a strange inward paralysis ultimately caused by my love for the girl and the death of the unspeakable creature. I have never been so content. 5) The tone of this passage is A) disinterested B) homophobic C) Republican D) pastoral 6) In the passages following this one, the speaker will probably, A) declare his need for a popcicle B) join the NRA C) seek therapy D) go to Disneyland The ideas contained in the reading passage do not neccesarily represent the views of Prehensile Tales. Mathematics In this section solve each problem, using any available space on the page for scratchwork. 7) Mex' weed costs $60 an ounce. Kind green bud goes for $60 an eighth. How much more potent must the green bud be for it to be a better value? answer choices: A) 2 times as potent B) 4 times as potent C) 8 times as potent D) Moot question. Sticky Bud just tastes better than bammer weed. Comparisons Each question consists of two quantities, one in Column A and one in Column B. You are to compare the two quantities and answer in the pull-down box A) if the quantity in Column A is greater B) if the quantity inColumn B is greater C) if the two quantities are equal D) if the relationship cannot be determined from the information given Column A Column B 8) A) B) C) D) love sex 9) A) B) C) D) a moment's insight a life's experience 10) A) B) C) D) sex with a "10" sex with two "5's" 11) A) B) C) D) size of the boat motion of the ocean 12) A) B) C) D) 3 grams psylocybin 100 micrograms LSD 13) A) B) C) D) length width 14) A) B) C) D) good fences good neighbors 15) A) B) C) D) silicon saline Essay Agree or disagree with the following statement: "If I am taking this test, I have no life." Use examples to support your arguments. to cheat, and read other people's essay answers, click here. STOP IF YOU FINISH BEFORE TIME IS CALLED, YOU MAY CHECK YOUR WORK ON THIS SECTION ONLY. YOUR ANSWERS WILL BE SCORED, PROCESSED, AND E-MAILED TO A DOZEN GOVERNMENT AGENCIES. Prehensile Tales is putting this down on your permanent record Copyright © 1997 Prehensile Tales. d e s i g n by h a l c y o n