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Look at Josie's red hair. You know that shit is real. She's probably got the nicest snatch patch of red confined in her panties. And look at those pert tits she has. Fuckin' A hooligans, I could go to town all night suckin' on those beauties. Man, you know that would be an amazing fuck. She'd probably drop on the first date too. If she wouldn't, the ditzy blond would.

The two "topless woman" frames have reputedly been present in the film ever since its original 1977 theatrical release (a fact apparently confirmed by Disney, whose spokesperson said that the tampering "was done more than 20 years ago"), although Disney claims that they were not included in the 1992 home video version because "it was made from a different print."

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My secret to peeing without exposing myself is to press the edges of the fly down and around the labia so that in effect the labia protrudes through the fly. Then I'll spread the lips slightly and use my finger to pinch and pull up on the pants opening in order to direct the stream out front. The only problem is that I'll drip a few drops on my jeans when finishing. But it sure beats going the traditional way.