----------------www.prehensile.com---------------- Its Superbowl time!!! That's about as exciting to me as The Leeza Show. But living in San Diego, you can't help but be affected by it. It's like a virus. And it's gone airborne. Foam cheese-wedge hats pimple the San Diego landscape like a pre-prom acne breakout. I actually find those cheesehead hats extremely helpful. They serve as mental lighthouses…like the bright orange clothes prisoners have to wear - Without getting too close, you know that person is dangerous. I'm also having a tough time with this 3:18 kickoff time. Why? Why 3:18? Is it a reference to some biblical verse? Is it some new stoner code (ala "420"?) Maybe its coordinates for a alien landing? Maybe the Superbowl originated on another planet entirely…so when they converted the kickoff time to the Earth clock, the closest translation was "3:18pm"? I'm beginning to place more weight on this alien/Superbowl connection. That's why the T.V commercials are so expensive -- it's an intergalactic audience. The only other television programming with cross-solar system appeal is the Jerry Springer Show. But on the web, Earthlings and cheeseheads alike all love Prehensile Tales. Alien, cheesehead, or both? Prehensile Tales thinks a 2-point conversion is cheating. Copyright © 1997 Prehensile Tales. d e s i g n by h a l c y o n