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Pro Wrestling vs. Porno
Too fat to be body builders

Cartoon Names like "The Iron Shiek"

Hairy men pretending to be angry

Steroid Pecs

Goliath Archytype

Cheesy 70's feathered hair

The only pre-requisite is size

A bastardization of collegiate wrestling

Too fat to be models


Cartoon names like "Dixie Dynamite"

Curvy women pretending to be turned on

Silicon Breasts

Mary Magdelene Archytype

Cheesy 70's feathered hair

The only pre-requisite is willingness

A bastardization of Love Making



Prehensile Tales is a victim of Hulkamania



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