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Easter commemorates the day Jesus rose from the grave. If he sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of winter.
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Do you recognize this item?
It's a bulb from a string of Christmas lights.
Do you recognize this item?
Its an Easter egg.
Both are icons of major Christian holidays.
Both are egg-shaped.
Both have NOTHING to do with the bible or traditional Christian thought.
The egg-Christian connection has stumped theologians for centuries…until now.
Last week a series of parchments and carved tablets were discovered in a cave in eastern Kurdistan. The translations of these new texts shed light on the egg significance.
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exhibit #4211C
exhibit #4423C
exhibit #3323A
It all makes a lot more sense now, doesn't it?
There's a reason why The X-Files airs on Sundays.
Happy Easter / Alien Visitation Day!
PT Guide to the Holidays
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