Easter commemorates the day Jesus rose from the grave. If he sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of winter.

Confused? It gets worse...
...prepare for:

xmas light
Do you recognize this item?
It's a bulb from a string of Christmas lights.

easter egg
Do you recognize this item?
Its an Easter egg.

Both are icons of major Christian holidays.
Both are egg-shaped.
Both have NOTHING to do with the bible or traditional Christian thought.

The egg-Christian connection has stumped theologians for centuries…until now.

Last week a series of parchments and carved tablets were discovered in a cave in eastern Kurdistan. The translations of these new texts shed light on the egg significance.
(NOTE: the graphics have larger file sizes in order to preserve the acuracy of the historic documents)

authentic parchment #1exhibit #4211C

tablet2exhibit #4423C

and he rose again...exhibit #3323A

It all makes a lot more sense now, doesn't it?

There's a reason why The X-Files airs on Sundays.

Happy Easter / Alien Visitation Day!

there's more holiday blasphemy in
PT Guide to the Holidays

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