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Furby Hookers from fishdot:
When you pick your Furby Hooker off
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"Wait," you say, "If the Furby Hookers are all virgins, they must be
horrible in bed." True, out of the box, Furby Hookers aren't the
most experienced lovers, but THE MORE YOU PLAY WITH THEM, THE MORE
THEY LEARN!!
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screen)
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